oh anon
you understand me
that’s probably one of my favorite brad/nate, and believe me i have read A LOT of it.

i wish you weren’t anon so we could read it together and wax poetic about the subversive joy that is nate fick almost crying during sex 

alksdjfaslfjaskfaklslk OMG YES 

first off, you must read shoebox 
secondly, here are two of my tag vomit posts (one, two) 
and here are a few of lottie’s thoughts which are also my thoughts  
and here are two of my favorite smutty fics about them (one, two) 

i just have this incredibly complicated marauders-era head!canon that involves sirius getting into all of this trouble and remus sort of hiding in the library a lot and sirius coming and sitting with him and just being quiet (which is so NOT sirius) but remus just brings that out in him. and they just sort of have this brain-sharing and soul-sharing connection that neither of them care to explain because it’s so natural and they kind of grow up with each other and in each other until they are separate but also together. and then sirius doesn’t die and remus doesn’t marry tonks (sorry i love her but no) and they live together in the country somewhere far from neighbors but sometimes muggles camping hear a dog barking as a wolf howls and when they die they go up to wizard heaven with james and lily and everything is good and happy. 

yeah, no shit. 
 

eeeeee thank you
i love you 

bahahahaha omg but a lot of people do that
i mean not exactly like you obviously but most people really draw out the pronunciation of my name so it becomes like 12 syllables long or something.

but really i love when people say my name so the longer they’re saying it the happier i am :)  

omg jak everything about this is perfect

presented without comment. 

except: OMG IT’S LIKE SAM NEVER SAW A GIRL’S UNDERWEAR BEFORE 

OH MY GOD YES
it feels like i have been waiting for this moment all my life 

i
love
you 

the usual way? 

sorry just being a troll i know you want a story. and even if you don’t, you’re getting one so get over it. 

i lost my virginity on the night before halloween when i was 20 years old. i went over to his apartment and we were drinking. eventually everybody was going to bed and i decided i did not want to stay on his gross couch so i walked upstairs and got into his bed. he was going to go downstairs but i grabbed him and then we were naked. it was the first time i’d ever french-kissed a guy, ever had anybody go down on me, ever gone down on anybody, and i lost my virginity to boot. go big or go home right? 

it hurt a little bit but honestly, it felt so good, i didn’t want him to stop. 

IT’S NOT NATURAL

awwww it makes me so happy that you both have influenced meeeee :D :D :D 

Of course! 

Here you go! And let me know how you like it, anon or not!! 

eeeeeeeeeeeeee you precious perfect person

my mind is a dark, dark, messy place omg